- Pause the game for 2 straight minutes. Take a bathroom break.
- Change the music 5 times.
- Get an EXACT score of 777.
- Get killed by a biter at the edge of the screen.
- Don't swing your sword for 30 seconds.
- Scare a clutter off the screen.
- Kill something while blinded by an Inkie.
- Knock a sharp of the screen with your sword.
- Kill a monster by reflecting a sharp at the monster.
- Shave off 1 fuzzle's fur off 3 times. Not 2, but 1.
- Defuse 10 of a torchies little fire tracks.
- Deflect 5 of a Queen's attacks. What is a Queen you say? 
- Get 10 consecutive combos. Not that hard. Just wait for your chances.
- Defeat 4 different kinds of glooples in one swing.
- Beat a whole nest wtihout getting touched ONCE. 
  That also includes sticky stuff and ink.
- Beat a nest with a clutter baby stuck to you.
- This row is kinda the same, except it involves injuries.
- Get hit by an inkie and survive after the blindness.
- Get hit by a frostie and survive the after effect of ice. 
  Just like clutters, shake off the ice.
- Survive a massive explosion. Torchies will do the trick.
- Survive a fire.
- Get bumped 30 times.
- Get completely covered in clutters. 
  Note: this is useful for getting combos.
- Spend a minute in sticky goo.
- Swing your sword against something hard 50 times.